Me: I don't like cantaloupe.
Dad: You cantaloupe today but you canaloupe tomorrow!
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
Shit My Dad Says: Kitchen Table in Murfreesboro, TN
Shit My Dad Says: Uncle's Kitchen Table in Asheville, NC
Me: Yea, my hippie friends are good with hulahoops.
Dad: Your HIPpie friends are?
Me: Yes, dad...my hippie friends.
Dad: There's a pun there...hip-pie *moves hips around*
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